BEFORE YOU GO ANY FURTHER

This is a
cake situation.

Expect thick layers, glossy drips, and buns that are fully risen. Nothing here is spicy except the cinnamon.

No accounts. No payments. No nonsense. Just dessert with a very silly name.

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OnlyFakesAN ENTIRELY UNOFFICIAL CAKE SITUATIONTake a peek

FRESH OUT OF THE OVEN

OnlyFakes.

Oh. You thought we meant
the other kind of cake.

Read that name again. Slowly.

Enter OnlyFakes

No account. No credit card. Mild disappointment.

A cake with chocolate-chip frosting, chocolate drips and a crumbly toppingTHICK
layers.100%
CAKE

THE HOTTEST THING HERE IS THE OVEN.

THE AFTER-HOURS BAKERY

Lala's cake.✓

@strictly.baked / The singular was your first clue.

Serving curves, crumbs, and questionable puns.
All the indulgence. None of the browser-history panic.

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OFstrictly.bakedFRESH BUNS
Two golden rustic loaves in baking pans

Nice buns.

Handmade. Home-baked. Absolutely shameless.

OFstrictly.bakedGLAZED & UNBOTHERED
Golden Bundt cake covered in glossy pale glaze

Curves for days.

That glaze isn't going to admire itself.

OFstrictly.bakedEXTRA FROSTING
Cupcake with a tall white frosting swirl and pearl-like decorations

A little extra on top.

Subtlety was never on the ingredient list.

OFstrictly.bakedSTRICTLY INDULGENT
Tall cake with speckled frosting and thick chocolate drips

Things got messy.

Some content should come with a napkin.

SORRY ABOUT YOUR EXPECTATIONS.

All tease.
All cheesecake.

Come for the terrible joke.
Stay because, honestly, the cakes look incredible.

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