/* LOGIC-MAP-BEGIN
 * format: logic-map/v1
 * id: lala.onlyfakes_presentation
 * status: active
 * priority: normal
 * scar: false
 * change_reason: click-through cake disclaimer
 * updated_at: 2026-09-20T00:00:00Z
 * agent_role: Dennis the Head Shaman
 * source_scope: sites/onlyfakes/style.css
 * source_region: region=global_presentation
 * inputs:
 *   - Semantic markup, responsive viewport width, and reduced-motion preference.
 * outputs:
 *   - A dark editorial cake parody, a modal entry screen, and responsive feed styling.
 * side_effects:
 *   - None.
 * logic: |
 *   The base palette and typography make the OF-style parody read as a distinct cake brand.
 *   The initial #cake-disclaimer intentionally owns the viewport until its native dialog
 *   control is dismissed. The existing #subscribe-dialog remains a smaller comic modal.
 *   Shared responsive rules preserve tap targets and prevent the entry monogram from
 *   overflowing on small screens. Reduced-motion users keep the same interface without
 *   decorative transitions.
 * LOGIC-MAP-END */
/* Original OF monogram and cake-only parody; no platform login or outbound funnel. */
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